Deranged Umpire - "Umpire's Call"
Deranged is right: a free download of some guy in a Cookie Monster growl exclaiming nonsensically about how happy he is to be at a baseball game, even enthusing about the food ("Clap for the food court /clap, clap...The foods and the beverages/clap, clap") over a low-rent synth that does sounds like a ballpark organ, if the organist was all goofed up on cough syrup. It just goes on and on for 7 minutes, with no rhyme or reason. Will profoundly annoy most people. Made me laff!